ad astra per aspera

Through hardships to the stars

I know about my patchy beard,
and about my crooked smile.

Ah! Thanks for reminding me of my scraggly hair once again.
It really has been a while.

My unfunny jokes you do remember,
and my atrocious voice too.

You remember my lopsided run!
What a surprise!
You ask if I have any shortcomings?